Person: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Me: *drinks the whole water from the glass* The glass is empty.
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Greed: Bleach.
Ed: Sewage.
Ling: Okay, edgelords.
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Me: *trying to get an all female heist team*
PB: “that’ll be 30 diamonds for the woman please :)”
Marinette: Chat, I'm sorry, but I'm not in love with you
Chat: :(
Marinette: I'm in love with Adrien
Chat:
Marinette:
Chat:
Marinette: Chat--
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Marinette, to Cat Noir: would you like to stay for dinner?
Tom: would you like to stay forever!?